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This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Tales of Imperfection Book 1)

Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER!

"Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of We Thought You Would Be Prettier.

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY: "This sincere, laugh-out-loud confessional from Turner candidly reveals and revels in the flaws and dysfunctions of the author and her family. From family problems, breastfeeding, her experiments with pot in Mexico, and lessons learned in Russia while "major[ing] in vodka," Turner is not afraid to voice her private thoughts and never takes herself too seriously... refreshingly honest."

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with childâ€¦ and in-laws.

Praise for A.K. Turner:

â€œAnother hilarious account of parenthoodâ€¦ With her characteristic good-spirited, self-deprecating humor, Turner describes taking her kids to a childrenâ€™s art camp on the Jersey Shore and surviving a back-to-school night â€˜ice cream unsocial.â€™ Well paced, entertaining, and full of endearing stories on parenting, this new addition to Turnerâ€™s popular series will leave readers looking forward to the next installment.â€ â€”Publishers Weekly Starred Review of Hair of the Corn Dog

â€œItâ€™s rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that.â€
â€”Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves

â€œI laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting â€“ the most extreme sport there is.â€ â€”Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated

â€œA.K. Turner is always hilarious, and she doesnâ€™t disappoint.â€ â€”Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

â€œThe thing that I canâ€™t get over with A.K. Turner is that she is endlessly fresh. Funny, always, but fresh, sweet funny that keeps me coming back again and again...and craving more. Always canâ€™t wait to read her latest.â€ â€”Meredith Spidel, The Mom of the Year

â€œA.K. Turner can turn even the simplest family story into a rollicking, outrageous, hilarious adventure. Buckle up!â€ â€”Michelle Newman, Youâ€™re My Favorite Today, contributor to the bestselling humor anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone, and Community Contributor at Entertainment Weekly

"Reading This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store is like going to your neighbor's house for a play date and discovering that she's just as clueless and crazy as you are." -Stacy Dymalski, Confessions of a Band Geek Mom

"A.K. Turner's witty essays explore the raw realities of raising children so they won't become serial killers, showing that it's okay to put the little darlings to bed and then guzzle a bottle of hooch. This is the perfect cross between Nora Ephron, David Sedaris and Chelsea Handler." -Elaine Ambrose, award winning author of Midlife Cabernet and Menopause Sucks

From The Quivering Pen: This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store by A. K. Turner (Fever Streak Press): Did Erma Bombeck ever guzzle vodka? If she did, she might have come close to the ribald domestic humor in Turner's "momoir" This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store. The subtitle of the book is "Unapologetic Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year" and Turner pulls few punches in her self-deprecating descriptions of life as an "unexpected parent." Scan the chapter titles and you'll get an idea of what's waiting for you inside: "Do as I Say, Not as I Do" and "I'm Not Having Twins, Bitch," for example.

Country	USA
Author	A.K. Turner
Binding	Kindle Edition
Edition	First Edition
EISBN	9780985583910
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Fever Streak Press
Manufacturer	Fever Streak Press
NumberOfPages	202
PublicationDate	2014-01-09
Publisher	Fever Streak Press
ReleaseDate	2014-01-09
Studio	Fever Streak Press

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Tales of Imperfection Book 1)

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