The Animal Penis Book: A comic filled journey of nature’s weirdest genitals

The perfect educational and science humor gift. You won't believe the insane lengths some animals have to through in order to reproduce:

Like the Bean Weevil:

They are sexual monsters. The bean weevil is one of those “what the hell" animals. When a mommy bean weevil and a daddy bean weevil love each other very much - he whips out his long mace like barbed penis and obliterates her vagina with it. This vaginal destruction is aimed with the sole purpose of making the female Bean Weevil physically unable to have sex again, or at least personally unwilling. Either way the goal for the male is to make sure his sperm is the only sperm she will ever carry. This allows his genetic line to be the only kind that gets pushed forward. Now this may all sound horrifying… because it is; but the good news is that this sex can make the female bean weevil live a little longer. They average 18.7 days as compared to their 17.9 day non sexual relatives. This may not seem like a lot to us, but to an insect its quiet a healthy boost - around 5 years of human time. So I ask you, would you be willing to brutalize your vagina to live 5 years longer?

From our readers:

“This book is the perfect blend of information and off kilter humor. It will be proudly displayed on my coffee table for the foreseeable future. Mr. Meadows did a fantastic job of researching and describing the subject matter, animal genitalia, and presented it perfectly. For those of you who appreciate nature documentaries, dry humor and dirty jokes (and who doesn't?), this is the perfect blend of all 3! I hope there's a sequel in the near future!"