Teacher Swears: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book to Rant & Relax (Humorous Coloring Books for Grown Ups)
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Teacher Swears: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book to Rant & Relax (Humorous Coloring Books for Grown Ups)
Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them.  Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better!  Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done.  These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!).   You'll find these and 22 other humorous,subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax!   25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Â
Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults
Each "Swear word" is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns
Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing
The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level
Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc)
Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through
The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets
 Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together!   WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.   Phrases include:
Fudrucker
Shut the Front Door
Cracker Jacks
Mother... Pluck your eyebrows
You're tap dancing on my lastnerve
Don't hiss me off
Crud MuffinÂ
Mother Clucker
For crying out loud!
F.O.C.U.S. People! (Fuck. Off. Cuz. Ur. Stupid.)
GOD... zilla
Holy Cheese BallsÂ
H-E-double hockey sticks
Shitaki Mushrooms
Geez LouiseÂ
Oh Ceesitzs
You're Just F.I.N.E.! (Fucked Up, Insecure, Neurotic, & Emotional)
Zip it, Happy Meal
I need to use some words that end in *itch and *uck right now
Shut your PI hole
Merde (because SHIT always sounds better in French)
