Sex. Love. Marriage.

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Sex. Love. Marriage.

Relationships are broken down into categories. Iâ€™ll start with the first one.

1.Sex. For Kelly and me, that part was easy. Shhh. Donâ€™t tell her dad. Heâ€™s always hated me. No need to give him further evidence.

2.Love. I knew the moment Kelly punched me in the ear for stealing her car that I loved her. Which also leads back to her dad hating me, but whatever. Thereâ€™s a good reason behind the car stealing. If you ask her, probably not.

If the sex and love work out, it usually ends inâ€¦ drum roll, pleaseâ€¦. You guessed it.

3.Marriage. Being married is ridiculously hard. Staying married, even harder. I can give you some advice, but you probably shouldnâ€™t listen to me. I took advice from a porn star, took a tiny blue pill, and fell through a shower door. Iâ€™d like to never remember that night again.

Somewhere along this terrifying journey of marriage and parenthoodâ€”my swimmers made five of the little ~~sh*ts~~ angelsâ€”our relationship as husband and wife fell apart. I can pinpoint the exact moment, as youâ€™ll soon see, but thatâ€™s what leads me to this.

Sex. Love. Marriage. And all the chaos in between.

Iâ€™m not proud of what I resorted to at times and completely own my dumbass moments, but weâ€™re friends, right? Proceed with caution.

Country	USA
Author	Shey Stahl
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Shey Stahl LLC
Manufacturer	Shey Stahl LLC
NumberOfPages	381
PublicationDate	2019-07-25
Publisher	Shey Stahl LLC
ReleaseDate	2019-07-25
Studio	Shey Stahl LLC

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