Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and

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Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

Moms have a lot to say, and theyâ€™re not shy about letting it all out. The same women who breathe life into our limbs also smother us with their ominous, clever, and oh-so celebrated wordsâ€”life lessons taught in the blink of an eye.

There are the extraordinary one-liners: When you get to be my age, youâ€™ll understand. Because I said so, thatâ€™s why. And the hilarious side-pokers: Always wear clean underwear. Donâ€™t eat yellow snow. Then there are those unusual â€œmomismsâ€ that totally mess with the offspring mind. This is especially true if you were told to only remove the fuzz from one-half of your legs when you were just thirteen years old.

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons Weâ€™ve Learned from Our Mothers blends more than forty heart-warming, funny, and authentically told stories about the craziness of being reared and raised with the hard-hitting anecdotes that kept our mothers sane. Some of the tales will make you laugh; some will make you cry; and a few will leave you questioning how we ever survived our childhoods, let alone learn a few lessons. Although they may at times seem a little faulty, our mothers (and motherly figures) could drive like Andretti, cook like Julia Child, and shake someone up like an Italian mobster. Weâ€™ve survived and thrived, and never forgotten their enlightening words. We were listening after all.

Now sit up straight!

Country	USA
Author	Shannon Day
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9780989955379
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Blue Lobster Book Co.
Manufacturer	Blue Lobster Book Co.
NumberOfPages	246
PublicationDate	2015-04-30
Publisher	Blue Lobster Book Co.
ReleaseDate	2015-04-30
Studio	Blue Lobster Book Co.

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

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