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Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident
Good and Evil do not exist.
Men and women are completely different species.
God and Satan are brother and sister, and the Big Bang was a giant cockup.
Now, over 13 billion years later, the most important item in all of creation is Simon Debovar's living room carpet. And someone just stole it.
Can Simon overcome his anti-social nature and recover his carpet before it costs him his life?
And, more importantly, should he?
Brace yourself for a witty, sexy, sweary romp through a world of angels, demons, witches, immortals and talking deer. Join Simon and his alcoholic, foul-mouthed Great Aunt Harriet as they stumble their way from one near disaster to the next, with the fate of the world at stake.
Praise for Carpet Diem:
"Addictive and extremely witty. Must read now! 5 STARS." - SciFiNow
"Anderson's writing is a joy to behold. If you enjoyed 'Good Omens' then you'll LOVE this book!" - British Fantasy Society
"A gloriously quirky romp that easily challenges the great Robert Rankin for sheer tongue in cheek originality." - Evening News
"Ideal for fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett." - Audiofile
*2018 AUDIE AWARD-WINNER*
Get Carpet Diem today and experience the hilarious, twisted imagination of Justin Lee Anderson.
WARNING: Please ensure Kindle/book is waterproofed. Author cannot accept responsibility for damage caused by sprayed tea/coffee/booze.
