Brain Drain Bullhorn (Reader's Choice 2016 Book 5)
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Brain Drain Bullhorn (Reader's Choice 2016 Book 5)
Mary has always been a corporate boss worthy of the title Boss, but unfortunately in the company she works for, the CEO is no stranger to nepotism, forcing Mary to wrangle in quite possibly the stupidest bimbo of a secretary to ever enter the building.
When that bimbo just happens to be his nineteen year old daughter, Elise, tensions are only higher since shouting and yelling about poor decisions as a secretary are just about the only method Mary has of getting through to the girl. Obviously firing her is off the table, and with a majorly crucial merger happening with the mysterious BD International, Mary needs this day to go off without a problem.
Elise trying to run and get coffee while literally laying a phone off the hook with someone waiting on the line is stupid decision number one, but hustling back she literally runs right into her boss, dousing Mary with scalding coffee and definitely pushing her already tense nerves about the day ahead over the edge.
Shouting, screaming, it just isn't enough, but as the genuine dumb blonde Elise goes back to her desk, Mary is simply thankful to always be the smart one, carrying an extra blouse in her office for just such an unfortunate occasion.
But what is the mystery package sitting on Mary's desk? Elise doesn't seem to know where it came from, not that Mary would give the idiot girl too much credit for remembering anything.
Assuming the easiest way to find out is to open it, Mary does, and finds a fairly ordinary red and white bullhorn. Loaded with batteries and ready for use, the bullhorn is a very odd delivery to have ended up on Mary's desk, but even odder are the labeled buttons on the back of the bullhorn, and the single instruction sheet doesn't make them any less odd.
According to the instructions, this is a Brain Drain Bullhorn, and it will among other functions allow the user of it to literally shout someone stupid. Of course the instructions claim a price, that pushing the button on the back of the bullhorn labeled Boobs for Brains will allow Mary to shout someone stupid, yet at the cost of constant boob growth herself. Additionally, there are functions such as Arousal for Boobs which will allow her to shout someone else's boobs bigger but at the cost of increasing arousal for herself.
The final two buttons she could press have even crazier functions, according to the clear joke of an instructional sheet, but Mary isn't all that interested in the joke. What she is interested in is the simple fact that beyond all the nonsense, this is in fact a working bullhorn.
When the already frustrated Mary calls out for Elise to phone down to the mail room and find out who sent this package up to her office, the fact her idiot secretary only mutters a faint "what?" forces Mary into a snap decision.
Grabbing the bullhorn, pressing the button, she shouts as loud as she can at Elise. Instantly it's quite obvious that however possible, this bullhorn does what that instruction sheet claims.
Elise looks dumber already, staring with empty eyes, and Mary realizes her chest has just spontaneously swollen up. She may not know how it actually works, but Mary knows one thing, it's definitely worth any price the instructions listed to finally get some real payback at the CEO's idiot daughter, and soon enough Elise is most definitely a bimbo above all else.
Will Mary's hunger for revenge go just a bit too far? Will Elise be the most brainless bimbo Brain Drain ever encountered? And just who left the mystery package on Mary's desk and why?
Find out in the Brain Drain tale you'll want to shout about to all your nubile friends, Brain Drain Bullhorn.
