A Man's Life: The Complete Instructions

• Animal Magnetism
• Beer as Food
• Careers
• Daycare for Men
• Exercises that work
• Firing Your Boss
• growing tomatoes
• How to Change a Diaper with One Hand
• Inspirational Sex
• Junk-Food Diets
• Killer hooptricks
• Landing a 747
• Married women
• Nasty Neighbors
• Outwitting Fish
• Pension Plans
• Quick Cleans
• Rural real estate
• Screws
• Travel
• Urban Tenting
• Vested Options
• What to Do to Your Thumb After You Whack It with a Hammer

and More...

The Complete Instructions for Every Man's Life! From Tim Allen, Bryant Gumbel, Norman Schwarzkopf, Dave Barry, Chuck Yeager, Charlie Daniels, and hundreds of other men and women everywhere comes the kind of tried-and-true advice and information every guy needs if he wants to be able to:

• Lose weight and get fit
• Choose a wife
• Clean a catfish
• Create a pension plan
• Choose a suit
• Rig a Web browser
• Find his way home no matter where he is
• Bend waitresses to his will
• Talk hardware
• Open a restaurant
• Hang out at the beach
• Get buff brains
• Hang out with his old man
• Get a pro shave
• Buy a house in the country
• Evaluate an ogle from a woman
• Field dress a deer
• Discern different types of women's orgasms

"Forget Tolstoy! Skip the Shakespeare! In a world of angry, mixed-up women and pitiless, incompetent bosses, this book may be the only friend you have. Fortunately, it's also the only one you'll ever need." --Harry Stein, author of One of the Guys